Now..that is a lot of food!

mmmm....Beef!

'Who wants to try my kebab?' Says Chris. 'I will, and I've got my tongs out!' Steve replies.

Arggh...Thar be pirates afoot...where be my gastly gallion?

'My Dog is bigger than yours' Says Cara proudly.

'Stay away from the food....its evil I tells ye!!'

'I think I've got the X-Factor......but I've got the Beef Factor!'

Cheese in a can...not the same appeal as Whipped Cream! And your partner will be less happy with it squirted on them!

'Who like Smokey Barbecue sauce?.....wait...is that ectoplasm?'

Claire enjoyed her mystery kebab...later on Nicola was heard saying, 'Where has my dog gone?'

This is a political statement.....NO MORE VEGITARIANS PLEASE!!!

The UKSPI Mobile...looking is bluest!

UKSPI's Chris House Presents: How to BBQ your Burger (should you want to!)

1. Get your burger out....and also ensure you have an idiot standing behinf the BBQ cleaning his glasses for added effect!

2. Place your burger on the BBQ....please make sure to use tongs, and not to burn yourself! It is also worth pointing out, that you need some hungry mouths to feed!

3. Make sure you get your gullable pals to set the table...after all...why do it yourself when you have servants?

Make sure you depose of Charcoal....and those damn Veggie Burgers no one ever eats!

Who you gunna call....? Not this chump for sure!!!

Some people think standing around and talking is fun....these people are morons...its more fun to sit around and chat!

OH NO......ZOMBIES!!!

'Does my bum look big with this car attached to it?'

Tramps around a burning bin....just like in New York!

The Netleyville Horror...Starring UKSPI!

As the group ventures further into the woods...little are they aware what evil red eyes lurk in the bushes!

Here is Netley Chapel...looking like a giant Ice Gem in distance (I was gunna put nipple...but I decided to be kind!)

It is a bird....is it a plane....ahh by the looks of everyone else, they don't give damn!